so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
|Song: One Winged Angel|
|Album: Advent Children|
|Played: 36 times.|
When I feel bad about school, I remember how awesome this song makes me feel and I feel better.
This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.
#satan builds a bathroom
I’m sorry but who else would go in there and just people-watch?
imagine fucking in here
I’d totally fuck in there
LIES. ITS A LIE. look at the url. it’s not MSPAprophet, it’s MPSA prophet. It’s fake.
I want to believe
I’M SO PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I’M GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
please do not do that
|Song: Erwin's Weekend|
|Played: 9,418 times.|
Typically, this is what my weekends are like.
This is accurate, Erwin.
( raises the roof but also raises my kids right )
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”